Ranting and Raving

Questions? You have them and I answer them. All of them. Twice a week. That's right, all the universes knowledge on random topics given to you in the form of rants. I mean, I don't actually answer anything, but I have things on my mind (plural) that need to get out!

First, I've noticed that I've been driving a lot more lately what with my job being 40 miles away. This means one thing: potholes. No, wait that's a different rant about a pothole that I have to cross over every day on my way home that's like a reverse speed bump on the highway. Who cares that it covers two lanes of traffic like it's something out of a cartoon. Not even the biggest one on that stretch.

Back to the real rant, I use a lot of gas now. I was smart, got myself a good gas mileage car. Always use regular too. Want to know why? It has nothing to do with my low performance engine (shut it), it has to do with the realization that whenever a tanker comes to refill a gas station it has one tank. ONE. And its never labeled. So.....how do they get fuel for Regular, Super, and Premium? And is that even the order they're supposed to be in? How is Super better than Regular? You telling me your Regular gas isn't Super good? And no offense, but many people compare gas to alcohol, and any time I've ever seen a bottle of alcohol with the words "Premium" on it, it wasn't premium. In fact it was probably gas. See? There's logic in this rant. So the gas companies (Sponsored by BP, Beyond Petroleum), are selling us gas a premium while they use one truck to fill up their stations. Now maybe you're thinking, "hey, maybe they use more than one truck." Pfft. That sounds like a fact to me. Then why is there only one nozzle intake? That's right, now I'm dropping some sick knowledge on ya!

I had another rant but I already forgot what I was going to say. Not sure if ninjas were involved, but they could have been. Today blog is presented in full audio by PhillipsCononco Morris, selling you gas and cigarettes because those are two products that should ALWAYS go together. Dumbasses.