Training and Strategery!

Well the month of January has been a trying month. First I'm bartending at a place that is like Purgatory, not quite Hell but definitely not Heaven. I can't remember a job I liked less, but it is a means to an end. That got me thinking though, if I hate this job and it's not really paying me any money, why don't I go where the real money is, and are you think what I'm thinking? Trophy boyfriend! That's right I'm trying to become a kept man! I've been getting a lot of older women hitting on me in their fancy fur coats and their sparkling Swatch watches and I figured a couple of Viagra and I could just knock it out in bed and get my bills paid for. That's right, STRATEGERY! I know how to work that va-jay-jay and I may as well use my best asset.

Speaking of strategery, this year I decided to write out my goals on a schedule instead of just being like "I'll get it done this year" since that never worked. So now the wall in my room is covered in yellow paper with many benchmarks placed to see when I should have things done. Granted I'm already behind in some regards (can't afford to do the website right now) but at least I got a schedule for the two books glaring back at me calling me a failure. Sorry about that, I started two short stories at the same time and they're taking longer to finish than I previously thought.

As for my other awesome idea, fighting in the ring, that's coming along splendidly. If you saw me over the past week you've seen a handsome guy with a sexy black eye. My technique of blocking with my face isn't as effective as one might think, I mean apparently the object is to avoid that. Who knew? Still, sexy bruises all over my body aside I'm making great progress and have even punched many of my friends in their faces. Is great success!

That's it from NYC for now, been so busy writing, working, and training that I haven't gotten into too much shenannigans. Although friends and family have, another one of my boys is pregnant. Not him but his wife, you know what I mean! And my lil'(big) sis is gonna be shooting out a kid come March (Dylan works for boys and girls!). And me? Today is my day off, no training no work just relaxing and writing. The two "R"s.